{"id":1068,"date":"2013-05-16T20:23:59","date_gmt":"2013-05-16T20:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauspace.com\/space\/?p=1068"},"modified":"2013-05-16T20:27:06","modified_gmt":"2013-05-16T20:27:06","slug":"frank-zappa-cosmik-debris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauspace.com\/space\/?p=1068","title":{"rendered":"FRANK ZAPPA COSMIK DEBRIS"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"twttr_buttons\"><div class=\"twttr_twitter\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=FRANK+ZAPPA+COSMIK+DEBRIS\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-via=\"\" data-hashtags=\"\"  data-size=\"default\" data-url=\"https:\/\/mauspace.com\/space\/?p=1068\"  data-related=\"\" target=\"_blank\">Tweet<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Wrqb-orUJQ8\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Mystery Man came over<br \/>\nAn&#8217; he said: &#8220;I&#8217;m outa-site!&#8221;<br \/>\nHe said, for a nominal service charge<br \/>\nI could reach Nirvana t&#8217;nite<br \/>\nIf I was ready, willing &#8216;n able<br \/>\nTo pay him his regular fee<br \/>\nHe would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs<br \/>\nAnd devote His Attention to me<br \/>\nBut I said&#8230;<br \/>\nLook here brother<br \/>\nWho you jivin&#8217; with that Cosmik Debris?<br \/>\n(Now who you jivin&#8217; with that Cosmik Debris?)<br \/>\nLook here brother<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t you waste your time on me<\/p>\n<p>The Mystery Man got nervous<br \/>\nAn&#8217; he fidget around a bit<br \/>\nHe reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe<br \/>\nAn&#8217; he whipped out a shaving kit<br \/>\nNow, I thought it was a razor<br \/>\nAn&#8217; a can of foamin&#8217; goo<br \/>\nBut he told me right then<br \/>\nwhen the top popped open<br \/>\nThere was nothin&#8217; his box won&#8217;t do<br \/>\nWith the oil of Afro-dytee<br \/>\nAn&#8217; the dust of the Grand Wazoo<br \/>\nHe said:<br \/>\n&#8220;You might not believe this, little fella<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;ll cure your Asthma too!&#8221;<br \/>\nAn&#8217; I said&#8230;<br \/>\nLook here brother<br \/>\nWho you jivin&#8217; with that Cosmik Debris?<br \/>\n(Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?)<br \/>\nLook here brother<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t you waste your time on me<em><br \/>\n[ From: http:\/\/www.elyrics.net ]<\/em><br \/>\nDon&#8217;t waste your time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got troubles of my own, I said<br \/>\nAn&#8217; you can&#8217;t help me out<br \/>\nSo take your meditations an&#8217; your preparations<br \/>\nAn&#8217; ram it up yer snout<br \/>\n&#8220;BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!&#8221; he said<br \/>\nAn&#8217; held it to the light<br \/>\nSo I snatched it<br \/>\nAll away from him<br \/>\nAn&#8217; I showed him how to do it right<br \/>\nI wrapped a newspaper &#8217;round my head<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;d look like I was Deep<br \/>\nI said some Mumbo Jumbos then<br \/>\nAn&#8217; told him he was goin&#8217; to sleep<br \/>\nI robbed his rings<br \/>\nAn&#8217; pocket watch<br \/>\nAn&#8217; everything else I found<br \/>\nI had that sucker hypnotized<br \/>\nHe couldn&#8217;t even make a sound<br \/>\nI proceeded to tell him his future then<br \/>\nAs long as he was hanging around<br \/>\nI said<br \/>\n&#8220;The price of meat has just gone up<br \/>\nAn&#8217; yer ol&#8217; lady has just gone down&#8230; &#8221;<br \/>\nLook here brother<br \/>\nWho you jivin&#8217; with that Cosmik Debris?<br \/>\n(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t you know<br \/>\nYou could make more money as a butcher<br \/>\nSo don&#8217;t you waste your time on me<br \/>\n(Don&#8217;t waste it, don&#8217;t waste your time on me&#8230;)<br \/>\nOhm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm<br \/>\nSHONTAY<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; 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